Gotham City's own point guard, Prince, experienced utter turmoil Saturday afternoon after his beloved Hawks let him down. For those readers who were not aware of Prince's contract, he is the current GM of the HBA's best team, the Atlanta Hawks (11-0). Pressing on with this breaking news, Prince's Hawks' were off to a sluggish start after being virtually trapped inside the Xbox for over three weeks. "We felt neglected" said Karl Malone. Furthermore, Malone contributed their play to lack of confidence from GM, Prince. Center, Shawn Kemp added,"It is difficult to perform at our highest level when he is constantly speaking down to us. Last game he compared me to George McGinnis and that just hurt." "We have feelings, we aren't pretend,"added Hawk's backup point guard and piss bucket holder, Scott Brooks.
Prince expressed some anger towards the opposing team. "I think that they had intentions to stall and I think that was a low blow. Additionally Prince added, "Where there is smoke, there is fire." League MVP J.R. Smith added,"This is fucked up. Period. Anybody who is gonna hold the ball on us can expect to get fouled and fouled hard." Prince really struggled to play regular defense down the stretch. His thumbs held heavy to the X button. Prior to the Atlanta job, Prince was the GM of the Seattle Supersonics. The team went unbeaten, winning 45 straight games including the World Championship. Prince had the first perfect season in HBA history as well as the first professional perfect season since the 1972 Miami Dolphins. Going into this season Prince won his first 11 games before this travesty occurred. The people of Atlanta are in an verbal outrage. Riots have been taking place through the cities downtown areas with signs cursing Prince! Local citizen, Kevin Hart stated, "BALL OUT, quick coaching like a 'lil bitch." Prince was deeply offended by Hart's words. "I bought that midgit's DVD's, said The Hawks GM. This loss snapped an impressive 56 game win streak.
The Hawks thankfully won their latest match ups against the Celtics of Boston and Mayor's hot-trotting Milwaukee Bucks. So as the playoffs are here again in virtual Gotham it appears the Hawks have the upper hand with Prince at the helm. Dear citizens of Gotham, can anyone destroy this pretend mastermind?
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