Alcoholism Hinders Knights Down the Stretch

After a difficult loss last Monday night, the Knights were merely attempting to hang on for dear life. "There is not much you can do after getting beat by league laughing stock, SpeakEasy," said Prince. However some of the Knights believed that a potential self-medication technique would be suffice.
Team doctor, H.R. Stace met with a few the Knights to discuss a treatment plan.  After the prescription of Early Times (that's Kentucky Whiskey) had been prescribed the Knights began the treatment process.

Sharp shooter, Mayor especially took the treatment well said, Dr. H.R. Stace. Stace claims that Mayor's willingness on the court allowed him to embrace the treatment process. However there was a hiccup the team doctor did not for see occurring. The Mayor seemed to have a bad reaction to a bag of chips prior to the treatment. Crafty forward, Steven Jamaal also enjoyed the treatment process. While his effort was more concentrated, his inebriation allowed him to forget total consciousness. After the Mayor kindly lost the chips in his vomiting efforts, his treatment sickness only proceeded for nine continuous hours.

Overall, Dr. H.R. Stace was pleased with the Knights recovery and was able to help drown the emotional strain that seemed to be plaguing the Knights in their personal lives.  "We aren't alcoholics, we just use alcohol as a crutch to escape any and all emotions we choose not to face" added Prince. The Knights continue to grind hunting for a playoff birth.